This woman needs your help!
This up and coming (tee hee!) porn star needs *your* help to choose a porn name. Go to her website to choose from several uninspiring names, like Sara Reid and Lyndsay Larson. I get the impression that she's trying to pull a "Britney Rears" and capture the pop cultural zeitgeist by riffing on Lyndsay Lohann and Tara Reid, but I'm just not feeling it.
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posted by Rob at
1:54 PM
3 Comments:
Yeah I have to agree. Sadly she looks like a cross between Britney's body and Paris Hilton's face. Too bad Paris is already a porno star in her own right...even having her own interview and article in the Adult Magazine SWANK.
The problem with the porn star is that she doesn't look like any celebrity, let alone be able to parody them through a porno image. Lohan's a redhead, Reid has larger eyes as well with Lohan. Coincidentally enough both of those candidates had "nipple slips" in the past year.
At least some of the porn stars with "parody" celebrity names do look similar to them, Dru Berrymore, Asia Carrera (Because all Asians look alike), etc. Heck even those who remotely look similar to a celebrity doesnt use her name all the time, namely one pornstar using the name (And it's a stretch) Sindee Crawlfoward only twice in a porn series.
By
S, at May 05, 2005 2:13 PM
Curse you for making me look for pictures of Lohan's nipple slip!
By
Davíd, at May 06, 2005 9:42 AM
I call bullshit on that one.
By
Rob, at May 06, 2005 10:21 AM
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